So nice.

No, thanks.

Nope

This sounds like it could be a song..

Post-Sandy

Gotta love the Asian stereotype

Next he'll ask me to to give him a mani pedi.

Geometry: the key to any woman's heart

I LOLed.

New Experiences and Run-On Sentences

So this guy messages me 4 times in 4 days and I seriously think he doesn't realize I'm the same person. Is he sending out THAT many messages in search of a monogamous relationship??

I'm what now?

Hurricane Sandy

Remember this guy? Well not only is he actually quite persistent, like many other men in the past couple of days, he is trying to use Sandy to pick up women.

Preparedness is sooo sexy.

Plenty of Fish

Nice try!

Today's post is courtesy of a friend who shared her own OkCupid story with me!

"He said he was into competitive sports, and flirted hard, right out of the gate."

So good looking! 37-years-old, from Ottawa, holding down 2 jobs and making between $70,000 and $80,000 a year.

A quick search on Google and...

Apparently he's also a 31-year-old British rugby player!

And model! What a catch!

She replied to the message with a link to "his" profile page on the team website. Better luck next time!

None taken?

Plenty of Fish

Didn't realize being Canadian was so funny.

Plenty of Fish

I should mention that I was a Collaborative Piano major in college.