Promising.

So I was slightly intrigued.

Shoe fetish?

Merry Christmas!

I hate him.

I find it interesting that he mentions my intelligence, when there's no way he could know from my profile whether I'm smart or stupid.

Looking to be compassionate...and a little bit racist?

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Get it? Cause I'm a musician and he's bald..