Gotta love the Asian stereotype

Next he'll ask me to to give him a mani pedi.

Geometry: the key to any woman's heart

I LOLed.

New Experiences and Run-On Sentences

So this guy messages me 4 times in 4 days and I seriously think he doesn't realize I'm the same person. Is he sending out THAT many messages in search of a monogamous relationship??

I'm what now?

Hurricane Sandy

Remember this guy? Well not only is he actually quite persistent, like many other men in the past couple of days, he is trying to use Sandy to pick up women.

Preparedness is sooo sexy.

Plenty of Fish

Nice try!

Today's post is courtesy of a friend who shared her own OkCupid story with me!

"He said he was into competitive sports, and flirted hard, right out of the gate."

So good looking! 37-years-old, from Ottawa, holding down 2 jobs and making between $70,000 and $80,000 a year.

A quick search on Google and...

Apparently he's also a 31-year-old British rugby player!

And model! What a catch!

She replied to the message with a link to "his" profile page on the team website. Better luck next time!

None taken?

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Didn't realize being Canadian was so funny.

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I should mention that I was a Collaborative Piano major in college.

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A huge shout-out to our first follower! Thanks for reading!

I'll admit, I was a little intrigued.

Don't let the creepy rapist picture fool you. He's a poet.

An intentional spelling error? So punny!

No, it does not matter.

P.S. I wish I could show you his username, but let me just say that it has to do with a banana.

Fetish

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I've decided to extend my husband search to include the men of Plenty of Fish as well. I hear there are lots of great catches over there.

Crazypants

Ads on Plenty of Fish

Yes!!

This is a first!

My first threesome! And a married man!

97% match, pretty solid. On to his profile!

I can't believe men like this actually exist.

From his profile:

A nice little birthday treat for me..

Sounds promising, right? A nice, normal person who can string words together into coherent sentences!

You know you've found a real winner when this black guy sends me (an Asian person) this joke:

He wants me to convert him. Cute.

Ok, this one is probably my favourite.

I visit his profile, and not only is he 42, but this is his ONLY profile picture:

There are no words. Thankfully, he sent me some more.

It just KILLS me that he doesn't know how to use quotation marks correctly.

I don't know why he insists on shouting all the time. It's very disconcerting.